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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Oct 4, 2010 4:39:23 GMT -8
Having watched the evolution of the Democratic and Republican parties over the past six decades, I have come to the conclusion that we need to give them defining names that are befitting their actions and beliefs.
Therefore, for evermore the two parties will be as thus.
DEMOCRATS = LibertyEqualityFraternity!
REPUBLICAN = WeGotOursSoFugYou!
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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Oct 4, 2010 4:56:16 GMT -8
In California, the WeGotOursSoFugYou Party is running Meg Whitman for Governor. Meg is a multimillionaire who managed to come to her money (GotHers) by being the CEO of a company that made millions (SoFugYou). According to advertising I saw yesterday, She also tried to acquire about a hundred million more through illegal shenanigans but was rebuffed by the courts and had to give that additional money all back. She has had an illegal immigrant maid for the past nine years, but when the illegal status was disclosed, Meg fired the maid instead of standing beside her. That definitely goes against the Democratic concept of Fraternity. There is no Fraternity in the Whitman household other than the WeGotOurs club. The maid got the SoFugYou treatment. Hispanic voters who were starting to swing to Meg are now reassessing their political loyalty.
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Post by davdesid on Oct 4, 2010 13:50:20 GMT -8
Yeah, we'll hear all about Whitman's housekeeper (who proffered false documents to get her job). Slimeball Brown says Whitman should have known, but if Whitman had questioned the documents she would have opened herself to lawsuits from the left. Meanwhile, Moonbeam gets a pass on his relationship with his long time butt-buddy Barzaghi. I've personally met both Moonbeam and Barzaghi. Moonbeam has the most clammy, dead-fish handshake of any man I ever met. Barzaghi is an enigma. My impression was he was a cold, nasty-looking person, dressed in all black like some kind of Sicherheitsdienst thug from the Third Reich. The back of his neck was covered with wierd looking tattoos. Despite all that, I was undecided on the governors race. Until Gloria Piece-of-$#!+ tried her patented October smear, just like she tried with the Arnold sex harrassment "disclosures". I'll hold my nose and vote against Brown. www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/nov05election/detail?entry_id=57418 |
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Post by aztecwin on Oct 4, 2010 15:09:50 GMT -8
I will go along with you on this with the exception that there was never a way that I would have voted for Brown. I have my doubts about Whitman, but there is no question that Brown and those around him are just as slimely if not more so than the Chicago politicians.
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Post by davdesid on Oct 4, 2010 15:32:42 GMT -8
I will go along with you on this with the exception that there was never a way that I would have voted for Brown. I have my doubts about Whitman, but there is no question that Brown and those around him are just as slimely if not more so than the Chicago politicians. I hear you... but at least Brown is slippery enough to understand that he has to at least facially support issues that the public at large supports, whether he likes it or not. I don't think Shitman has figured that out yet. Bottom line... they're both turds. After the Gloria Shithead gambit, I say.... IF IT'S BROWN, FLUSH IT. blogs.sacbee.com/the_swarm/2010/07/jerry-brown-meg-whitman-sort-o.html |
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Post by uwaztec on Oct 4, 2010 15:59:00 GMT -8
Yeah, we'll hear all about Whitman's housekeeper (who proffered false documents to get her job). Slimeball Brown says Whitman should have known, but if Whitman had questioned the documents she would have opened herself to lawsuits from the left. Meanwhile, Moonbeam gets a pass on his relationship with his long time butt-buddy Barzaghi. I've personally met both Moonbeam and Barzaghi. Moonbeam has the most clammy, dead-fish handshake of any man I ever met. Barzaghi is an enigma. My impression was he was a cold, nasty-looking person, dressed in all black like some kind of Sicherheitsdienst thug from the Third Reich. The back of his neck was covered with wierd looking tattoos. Despite all that, I was undecided on the governors race. Until Gloria Piece-of-$#!+ tried her patented October smear, just like she tried with the Arnold sex harrassment "disclosures". I'll hold my nose and vote against Brown. www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/nov05election/detail?entry_id=57418I don't know who I'll vote for yet...but anytime Gloria Allred shows up anywhere... I want to puke. I can't beleive the mileage she gets.. she is a reptile. |
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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Oct 4, 2010 18:39:15 GMT -8
Yeah, we'll hear all about Whitman's housekeeper (who proffered false documents to get her job). Slimeball Brown says Whitman should have known, but if Whitman had questioned the documents she would have opened herself to lawsuits from the left... I've personally met both Moonbeam and Barzaghi. Moonbeam has the most clammy, dead-fish handshake of any man I ever met. ... I'll hold my nose and vote against Brown. www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/nov05election/detail?entry_id=57418Just in case you did not know, Brown is quite old. Quite old men and women do not offer their hands for aggressive hand shakes. Something about arthritus and tendonitis at that age. A friendly manly handgrip can be extremely painful. My father once said that "It did not matter if you are the buttfuggee or the buttfugger, you are still queer." I do not know if that applies to Mr. Brown. Any varience in his sexual orientation has never had any effect on his past job performance that I grade as a B. (above average but not stupendous like the Asian students at Berkeley) If I vote, I will most certainly vote for Brown. Meg is a total embarrassment to the state. You know, Dave, you need to make allowances for age. What are you going to do when you reach the age where your prostrate does not let you pee like a man? You can stand at the toilet and dribble for five minutes, or take a medicine that makes you tired all day long. If you chose option one, you can end up peeing down the front of the toilet and make the floor in front of the toilet wet. Ask any wife of a man who is in his sixties. Does the wife yell at him to shame him? Or does she politely suggest that if he does not want to sit down, he will have to mop the bathroom floor after his five minute dribble. You make allowances for age Dave. It does not mean that a man is not a man just because he sits when he doesn't need to $#!+. |
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Post by davdesid on Oct 5, 2010 12:55:56 GMT -8
Yeah, we'll hear all about Whitman's housekeeper (who proffered false documents to get her job). Slimeball Brown says Whitman should have known, but if Whitman had questioned the documents she would have opened herself to lawsuits from the left... I've personally met both Moonbeam and Barzaghi. Moonbeam has the most clammy, dead-fish handshake of any man I ever met. ... I'll hold my nose and vote against Brown. www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/nov05election/detail?entry_id=57418Just in case you did not know, Brown is quite old. Quite old men and women do not offer their hands for aggressive hand shakes. Something about arthritus and tendonitis at that age. A friendly manly handgrip can be extremely painful. My father once said that "It did not matter if you are the buttfuggee or the buttfugger, you are still queer." I do not know if that applies to Mr. Brown. Any varience in his sexual orientation has never had any effect on his past job performance that I grade as a B. (above average but not stupendous like the Asian students at Berkeley) If I vote, I will most certainly vote for Brown. Meg is a total embarrassment to the state. You know, Dave, you need to make allowances for age. What are you going to do when you reach the age where your prostrate does not let you pee like a man? You can stand at the toilet and dribble for five minutes, or take a medicine that makes you tired all day long. If you chose option one, you can end up peeing down the front of the toilet and make the floor in front of the toilet wet. Ask any wife of a man who is in his sixties. Does the wife yell at him to shame him? Or does she politely suggest that if he does not want to sit down, he will have to mop the bathroom floor after his five minute dribble. You make allowances for age Dave. It does not mean that a man is not a man just because he sits when he doesn't need to $#!+. My meeting with Brown and his "buddy" Barzaghi was when Brown was only 61. He had just been elected mayor of Oakland, and was younger than you are now. Maybe his hand was just "fatigued" from overwork. I washed mine immediately after the "handshake". As for the rest of your dissertation, I'll take your word for it, assuming you speak from first "hand" experience. BTW, have you given up on the "Carthage must be destroyed" meme? |
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Post by uwaztec on Oct 5, 2010 17:17:15 GMT -8
Yeah, we'll hear all about Whitman's housekeeper (who proffered false documents to get her job). Slimeball Brown says Whitman should have known, but if Whitman had questioned the documents she would have opened herself to lawsuits from the left. Meanwhile, Moonbeam gets a pass on his relationship with his long time butt-buddy Barzaghi. I've personally met both Moonbeam and Barzaghi. Moonbeam has the most clammy, dead-fish handshake of any man I ever met. Barzaghi is an enigma. My impression was he was a cold, nasty-looking person, dressed in all black like some kind of Sicherheitsdienst thug from the Third Reich. The back of his neck was covered with wierd looking tattoos. Despite all that, I was undecided on the governors race. Until Gloria Piece-of-$#!+ tried her patented October smear, just like she tried with the Arnold sex harrassment "disclosures". I'll hold my nose and vote against Brown. www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/nov05election/detail?entry_id=57418I actually shook hands with the elder Brown in Monterey when I was about 5 years old... don't remember how the shake was.. |
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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Oct 5, 2010 19:56:20 GMT -8
As for the rest of your dissertation, I'll take your word for it, assuming you speak from first "hand" experience. BTW, have you given up on the "Carthage must be destroyed" meme? Cartago? Please spare me. I am a fuggin Liberal now. When I was a pretend conservative I played the roll in appropriate fashion. I became a rightest to the max. I even exterminated the Nazis in Latin America. You can not get more radical Right than that. But now, I am a bleeding heart Born Again Liberal, and as such want to see consertives die a painful death. Remember, it all depends upon where you stand. Where I stand, I see the need for world Socialism. It is the only way. |
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Post by aztecwin on Oct 6, 2010 8:50:29 GMT -8
Yeah, we'll hear all about Whitman's housekeeper (who proffered false documents to get her job). Slimeball Brown says Whitman should have known, but if Whitman had questioned the documents she would have opened herself to lawsuits from the left. Meanwhile, Moonbeam gets a pass on his relationship with his long time butt-buddy Barzaghi. I've personally met both Moonbeam and Barzaghi. Moonbeam has the most clammy, dead-fish handshake of any man I ever met. Barzaghi is an enigma. My impression was he was a cold, nasty-looking person, dressed in all black like some kind of Sicherheitsdienst thug from the Third Reich. The back of his neck was covered with wierd looking tattoos. Despite all that, I was undecided on the governors race. Until Gloria Piece-of-$#!+ tried her patented October smear, just like she tried with the Arnold sex harrassment "disclosures". I'll hold my nose and vote against Brown. www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/nov05election/detail?entry_id=57418I actually shook hands with the elder Brown in Monterey when I was about 5 years old... don't remember how the shake was.. Somehow that strikes me as funny. |
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Post by aztecron on Oct 6, 2010 14:05:37 GMT -8
You know, Dave, you need to make allowances for age. What are you going to do when you reach the age where your prostrate does not let you pee like a man? You can stand at the toilet and dribble for five minutes, or take a medicine that makes you tired all day long. If you chose option one, you can end up peeing down the front of the toilet and make the floor in front of the toilet wet. Ask any wife of a man who is in his sixties. Does the wife yell at him to shame him? Or does she politely suggest that if he does not want to sit down, he will have to mop the bathroom floor after his five minute dribble. You make allowances for age Dave. It does not mean that a man is not a man just because he sits when he doesn't need to $#!+. We need to have a place on this board to store some of GA Joe's sayings. It would be similiar to the blogger that turned his "Sh*t my Dad says" into a book and then a TV show. Something similiar for our GA Joe. I look forward to seeing what GA Joe has to say next. That paragraph above had me laughing so hard at work. New board for GA Joe sayings called "The Sh*t Great Aztec Joe says."  "It does not mean that a man is not a man just because he sits when he doesn't need to $#!+." I will find a way to get that into a conversation someday. I promise you that. ;D |
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Post by davdesid on Oct 6, 2010 15:08:25 GMT -8
>>>Where I stand, I see the need for world Socialism. It is the only way.<<<
Well, once upon a time a man died and went to hell. When he arrived at the entrance, he was surprised to find the devil there to greet him, and that there were two separate doors to get in. One was labeled "Socialist" and the other was labeled "Capitalist". He noticed that there was nobody in line for the "Capitalist" door, while the line waiting to get in the "Socialist" door was endless.
So, he asked the devil, "What is the punishment on the Socialist side?"
The devil responded, "On even days, you are boiled in oil. On odd days, you are horsewhipped."
So the man asked, "And what happens on the Capitalist side?"
The devil responded, "Exactly the same thing!"
The man then asked, "Why is everyone lined up to get into the Socialist side?"
The devil shrugged, and said, "I suppose it is because there is a chronic shortage of oil and horsewhips on that side."
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Post by davdesid on Oct 6, 2010 15:27:16 GMT -8
Yeah, we'll hear all about Whitman's housekeeper (who proffered false documents to get her job). Slimeball Brown says Whitman should have known, but if Whitman had questioned the documents she would have opened herself to lawsuits from the left. Meanwhile, Moonbeam gets a pass on his relationship with his long time butt-buddy Barzaghi. I've personally met both Moonbeam and Barzaghi. Moonbeam has the most clammy, dead-fish handshake of any man I ever met. Barzaghi is an enigma. My impression was he was a cold, nasty-looking person, dressed in all black like some kind of Sicherheitsdienst thug from the Third Reich. The back of his neck was covered with wierd looking tattoos. Despite all that, I was undecided on the governors race. Until Gloria Piece-of-$#!+ tried her patented October smear, just like she tried with the Arnold sex harrassment "disclosures". I'll hold my nose and vote against Brown. www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/nov05election/detail?entry_id=57418I actually shook hands with the elder Brown in Monterey when I was about 5 years old... don't remember how the shake was.. I never met the elder Brown (Pat), but I did meet his predecessor, Goodwin J. Knight. It was in Pomona, in the '50s, and he was there with his wife to present California's Medal of Valor to my father (posthumous award). As I remember, he was one of the least pretentious politicians I could imagine. He and his wife arrived and departed in their own private vehicle. He drove himself and there were no escorts, and no fanfare. OTOH, when Brown junior arrived at our function as guest speaker in the '90s, it was like Christ come to cleanse the temple. His chauferred limo was escorted by OPD, and it had the headlights alternately flashing. He spoke about his vision and plan for cleaning up the crime in Oakland, and it really sounded like he was going to deliver. As we now know, it was all just political BS. |
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Post by uwaztec on Oct 6, 2010 16:50:11 GMT -8
I actually shook hands with the elder Brown in Monterey when I was about 5 years old... don't remember how the shake was.. Somehow that strikes me as funny. My Dad introduced me to him at a function...he taught Russian, German and French (guess which one was considered the most valuable at the time) at the Army language school in Monterey. |
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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Oct 7, 2010 8:42:58 GMT -8
Somehow that strikes me as funny. My Dad introduced me to him at a function...he taught Russian, German and French (guess which one was considered the most valuable at the time) at the Army language school in Monterey. OK, I'll guess French. The French have written a great many books on the art of withdrawing from war when you no longer have the stomach for it. They have not been translated into English (lack of demand), so you have to read them in the original French. |
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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Oct 7, 2010 8:44:29 GMT -8
Oddly enough, the French books (That are not about conflict and gastronomy) have been translated into Russian.
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Post by uwaztec on Oct 7, 2010 11:39:26 GMT -8
My Dad introduced me to him at a function...he taught Russian, German and French (guess which one was considered the most valuable at the time) at the Army language school in Monterey. OK, I'll guess French. The French have written a great many books on the art of withdrawing from war when you no longer have the stomach for it. They have not been translated into English (lack of demand), so you have to read them in the original French. O.K. I won't post information about my youth anymore.. I'll just post bullsh*t like this. |
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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Oct 7, 2010 14:56:37 GMT -8
OK, I'll guess French. The French have written a great many books on the art of withdrawing from war when you no longer have the stomach for it. They have not been translated into English (lack of demand), so you have to read them in the original French. O.K. I won't post information about my youth anymore.. I'll just post bullsh*t like this. I take it that means French was not the right answer? |
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Post by aztecwin on Oct 7, 2010 15:05:52 GMT -8
O.K. I won't post information about my youth anymore.. I'll just post bullsh*t like this. I take it that means French was not the right answer? A shy tenative Russian?  At that time it must have been. I don't want to take the chance of getting jumped on like Joe. |
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At that time it must have been. I don't want to take the chance of getting jumped on like Joe.