Post by AlwaysAnAztec on Sept 30, 2010 14:08:56 GMT -8
From the North County Times Letters. Very Funny
Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh are my shepherds; while my fellow citizens lose their homes and are jobless, I will never have enough. They leadeth me to wear foolish clothes and carry racist Nazi signs. They restoreth my bottom line. They leadeth me to vote for fools and certified lunatics.
Even though I walk through the valley of Social Security, Medicare and veterans benefits, I will fear social services and just about everything else. My homophobia and hypocrisy — they comfort me. They filleth my head with paranoia; my hatred runneth over. Surely, self-righteousness and greed shall define me all the days of my purpose driven life. You betcha.
Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh are my shepherds; while my fellow citizens lose their homes and are jobless, I will never have enough. They leadeth me to wear foolish clothes and carry racist Nazi signs. They restoreth my bottom line. They leadeth me to vote for fools and certified lunatics.
Even though I walk through the valley of Social Security, Medicare and veterans benefits, I will fear social services and just about everything else. My homophobia and hypocrisy — they comfort me. They filleth my head with paranoia; my hatred runneth over. Surely, self-righteousness and greed shall define me all the days of my purpose driven life. You betcha.
