My father told me, "All Women Are Fuggin' Nutz!"

[The Great Aztec Joe]

My father told me, "All Women Are Fuggin' Nutz!"


Considering that I was 10 - 11 year old at the time, I was perplexed when he told me that.

Then in Junior High School I saw the "Fuggin Nuts" part start and I have watched it for well over fifty years.

In Junior High the girls all start gossiping about each other and spreading rumors that were totally false about the better looking girls. I guess that would be caused by a Jealousy Gene that most girls and some Gay guys have.

All I know for certain is that many of the pretty girls were deeply hurt and in tears in Seventh Grade. Eventually, by Eight Grade they learned how to retaliate against the less attractive girls and the "Sexual Lie Wars started. If you believed the lies back then, all of the girls were having sex with dogs, boys and degenerate old men and their fathers and uncles and brothers. Why Sexual lies? Nobody knows, but since it starts about adolescent time it has to be hormonal and associated with the changes in a girl's body and brain.

The motto behind spreading all of these lies about each other can best be stated as "Any Lie, At Any Time, For Any Purpose."

The girls all did it, with the possible exception of some of the most religious ones, but even they spread the gossip if it was juicy enough.

This behavior goes on into adulthood where the young ladies all act friendly while they are all stabbing each other in the back over boyfriends or just for some attractive man's attention.

Once they have secured a man and start producing children they then migrate to the "My Husband is Horrible!" stage of their lives, where they start making up stories about their husbands.

Now, men can get into enough trouble themselves THEY DO NOT NEED "MADE-UP" STORIES ABOUT THEM CIRCULATING.

Most of the men are oblivious to the emotional needs of their wives. Given enough sexual temptation they will cheat on their wives but stick with their families as it is in their animal nature to try to protect their children. It is nearly impossible for a sexual temptress to lure a man COMPLETELY away from his family.

He will usually bang her, but will not move in with her as long as he has children and his wife has not enacted the (Fuggin Nutz) women's emotional attack of lies about their husband.

Ladies, if you are emotionally abusing your husband and he has a sexual temptress trying to lure him away, you just might drive him away from you. You will know that is a reality if he turns to the kids to show them how emotionally abusive you have become towards him. DON'T MAKE UP LIES ABOUT YOUR HUSBANDS.

I have seen so many women drive their husbands away from them with Junior High School sexual type lies.

You do not need to make them up about your husband! Yet, the women do this all of the time! It is if women have a fantasy world that the women want to live in where everybody is screwing everybody else all of the time. Do women write the day time soap operas?

It is time for women to turn away from this sort of behavior and realize that it is crazy.

Love your husbands even with their faults. For the most of them, they are just Big Boys who want to be loved even if they are imperfect.

Wake up! You girls with your crazy behavior can drive a good man away from you. Of course, you can always blame all of those imaginary girlfriends you know he has.

[The Great Aztec Joe]

Oct 11, 2011 11:29:04 GMT -8 John, Your Pal said:

This is very thought-provoking. I just have no idea what to think...

John, I have witnessed so many women in middle age drive their husbands to other women because the wives cannot keep their mouths shut.

They nag and even belittle their husbands in front of other women. The belittle their husbands in front of their children. They try to make their husband look like a philandering dipshit when I know for a fact that he is not a philanderer or a dipshit.

Why do the women do this? I think they have a part of their brain that was conditioned in Junior High School to attack others to defend themselves. For some insane reason known only to the women they then use this ability to attack on their husbands once they get past the mid point of middle age. I strongly suspect that this behavior is the result of the husband's lack of libido in middle age.

In the women's minds, if their husband is not performing like he did when they were in their twenties, he has to be banging some young chicks. Never mind the logical fact that most of the young chicks are looking for young studly men and not the out of condition, pot bellied, middle aged husbands.

Conditioned in Junior High School "defensive conduct" the ladies start using their tongues to keep their husbands on the defensive just as they did the adolescent teen age girls thirty or more years earlier.......

[soniat]

I think your father is a very wise man OR................?

[The Great Aztec Joe]

Nov 13, 2011 23:01:59 GMT -8 soniat said:

I think your father is a very wise man OR................?

He was a very wise man graduating second in his medical school class and immediately hired on to the Medical School at the University of Chicago. He was their youngest hire in history. In high school he as quarterback took his team to the city championship game. On Sundays, even as a high school senior he was the QB of the Chicago Arrows of the old Midwestern League. Out of high school he won a full four year scholarship to the Chicago School of Performing Arts. He walked out on it his very first day before the doors opened because there were a bunch of gay guys standing on the steps with him and he could not stand homosexuals. (I have always wondered if they were in mode for some play or act.) MY father would have been Paul Newman before Paul Newman was out of diapers.

Dad was also ........ because he could put a full bottle of tequila down every night. Either that or a 1.5 liter bottle of Vodka. He could not fall asleep at night if he was not shitfaced. In fact, he was always shitfaced when he lectured me about women. I did not believe the things he told me until I reached my thirties and realized that everything he told me I would see, I had indeed seen in female bahavior. Compared to the straight behavior of men, women are all nutz.

I'll give you an example. Steve, on this board, has told me that He Hates Tom Craft. He told me that knowing that I have been a fan of Tom Craft ever since he and I were in college together way back when Claude Gilbert was coach. Being a guy, I can accept a "HATE" with no questions asked. Some guys for whatever reason just cause hate in your innards. Now, I like Steve and I like Tom. I do not attack anything Steve says about Tom because Steve has a hateon for Tom. It is all on the up and up. Steve does not even have to explain to me why he hates Tom. It is not necessary.

Now, women. Sally tells Mary that she hated Donna. Mary tells Donna and plots with Donna to some day find a way to hurt Sally. Mary also tells Sally that she will work with her to force Donna out of ..... (their social group, whatever it is -- usually a bevy of badgering bitches.) Donna and Sally both start plotting to fine a way to embarrass Mary in front of her new boyfriend. In fact they both want her new boyfriend and will sleep with him if they know they can hurt Mary. From this point it can get far more complicated, BUT you have the picture. Women live in a world of constant theatrics. That is what Dad was talking about. Watch and you will see it, even if you do not see it now.

[aztecwin]

Nov 13, 2011 23:01:59 GMT -8 soniat said:

I think your father is a very wise man OR................?

a figment of a very fertile imagination. I enjoy reading just about everything joe writes.

[The Great Aztec Joe]

Nov 27, 2011 9:28:32 GMT -8 aztecwin said:

Nov 13, 2011 23:01:59 GMT -8 soniat said:

I think your father is a very wise man OR................?

a figment of a very fertile imagination. I enjoy reading just about everything joe writes.

So do I. Oops, I can't say that!

The first time my father mentioned his theory on the "Insanity of Bitches" was when we were body surfing down on the beach of Olas Altas several miles north of Manzanillo, Colima, Mexico way back in 1958 - 9. Women, according to Dad thrive in a fantasy world. If there is no scandal in their lives/marriages, they will make up insane storied to create those scandals that they seem to thrive on.

In the mid 1960's while I was in high school, I was the night manager of a mobile home park in Escondido. Most of the renters of spaces were older retired couples. I would make rounds every night to make certain that everything was safe among the 63 spaces. Almost every evening you could hear the same arguments brought by the wives to their husbands about some alleged infidelity he had committed when they were dating or after they were married forty and fifty years earlier. The men would deny the accusations and the women would bring the topic up night after night after night.

Women have to have scandal to thrive upon. Men just want to have peace (and maybe occasionally a piece) but the women would not leave them alone. The men almost always died before their wives, and I believe it was because of the constant badgering.

When are women going to learn? There just is not that much scandal in the world. When there is scandal it is better to just let it go. Nine out of ten men will just deny it anyway, so it does not matter. Right?