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Post by aztecwin on Sept 6, 2009 10:27:21 GMT -8
This is close to Medicare now. Imagine if we get this across the entire population.
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
“Hello”.
“Mrs. Sanders, please.”
”Speaking.”
“Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.”
"'What do you mean”? Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and
the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'
" That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Sanders.
“Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
”The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.”
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Post by davdesid on Sept 6, 2009 14:10:14 GMT -8
The libs would like that just fine. In fact, they wouldn't mind putting 300 million people into a system in which they would be required to go to a local version of Walter Reed, where the patients can beat off the rats <double entendre alert> while they wait 8 hours to have someone ask them why they are there.
Except for them, of course. They are after all the anointed ones, and expect to get much better than the hoi polloi.
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