Post by aztec70 on Mar 1, 2011 22:06:34 GMT -8
A plutocrat was being driven in his limo when he saw a family alongside the road eating grass. He told his driver to stop and he rolled down his window and asked "Why are you eating grass?"
The parents replied that they had lost their jobs, their home, and their savings and they were now reduced to eating grass for food.
The plutocrat said, "Come with me to my house and you can eat there." The parents gushed, 'Oh, thank you, Sir, you are so kind!"
The plutocrat smiled and assured them this was a win win situation. "My gardeners have all been picked up by INS and the grass in my yard must be a foot tall."
The parents replied that they had lost their jobs, their home, and their savings and they were now reduced to eating grass for food.
The plutocrat said, "Come with me to my house and you can eat there." The parents gushed, 'Oh, thank you, Sir, you are so kind!"
The plutocrat smiled and assured them this was a win win situation. "My gardeners have all been picked up by INS and the grass in my yard must be a foot tall."
