Another Political Joke

[aztecwin]

or is it?

JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT
(I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!)

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."

[AlwaysAnAztec]

[aztec70]

Why, aztecwin, do you think that an insult aimed at all Democrats would be funny to Democrats? Of course, even you don't. You just wanted to insult.

That's your main reason for being here, isn't it?

[aztecwin]

I guess that you two out of the 25 or so that have read the joke won't like this one either.

Engineering Test
Young liberal Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin . An American Conservative applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the Conservative American the job."

Murphy asked, "And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct. This being Ireland , and me being Irish I should get the job!"

The manager said, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the question that you missed."

Murphy then asked, "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"

The manager replied, "Simple, the Conservative American put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I'."

[Montezuma]

Libs can sure dish it out but they cannot take it. They make fun of conservatives all the time and call it fair game. They have the "my lunch money was stolen everyday" syndrome. Great jokes real funny, I will share them with like thinking adults who don t get all butthurt all the time.

[inocuace]

Feb 12, 2011 16:28:01 GMT -8 Montezuma said:

Libs can sure dish it out but they cannot take it. They make fun of conservatives all the time and call it fair game. They have the "my lunch money was stolen everyday" syndrome. Great jokes real funny, I will share them with like thinking adults who don t get all butthurt all the time.

I don't find the jokes offensive, fair play is fair play and I am the first to laugh at a funny joke at my expense, but these jokes were not particularly funny. Since conservatives are generally fearful, they are not usually inclined to insightful humor.

As far as "thinking adults" are concerned, the idea is ironically funny coming from a group of people who view introspection and complex ideas as an anathema. How sophisticated can a group that looks for "Second Amendment remedies", when they encounter disagreement, be?

[aztecwin]

If jokes are not funny to you, just read without comment. If many folks agree with your point of view, then the offending entry will soon pass to the foot of the list of topics and out of your sight. Maybe if you avoid commenting then people like me would stop posting them.

[inocuace]

Feb 13, 2011 10:47:10 GMT -8 aztecwin said:

If jokes are not funny to you, just read without comment. If many folks agree with your point of view, then the offending entry will soon pass to the foot of the list of topics and out of your sight. Maybe if you avoid commenting then people like me would stop posting them.

Read without comment? Yeah, right. You are a risible man!

[ncaztec82]

Murphy needs a Guiness. Great jokes.