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Post by aztecwin on Jun 20, 2010 10:46:08 GMT -8
Best Analogy
This makes a lot of sense, the last sentence might be the Key to the whole problem!
This was written by a Mexican who is now a naturalized US Citizen, and I think it's a great explanation of the illegal immigration issue.
Here is the quote:
"If you had tickets to a sports event, concert, Disneyland , or for an airline flight, and when you got to your assigned seat you found someone else was in that seat, what would you do? You would call for a person in charge of ticket checking and have the person in your seat removed. You would properly be asked to show your ticket, and you would gladly and proudly do so, for you have bought and paid for that seat. The person in your seat would also be asked for a ticket, which they would not be able to produce. They would be called "gate crashers" and they would properly be removed.
Now in this huge stadium called the USA we have had millions of gate crashers. We have been asking security to check for tickets and remove the gate crashers. We have been asking security to have better controls in checking at the door. We have asked security to lock the back doors. Security has failed us. They are still looking the other way. They are afraid to ask to see the tickets. Many people say there is unlimited seating, and whether there is or not, no one should be allowed in for free while the rest of us pay full price!
In "section AZ", of "Stadium USA ", we have had enough of the failures of Security. We have decided to do our own ticket checking, and properly remove those who do not have tickets. Now it seems very strange to me that so many people in the other 49 "sections", and even many in our own "section" do not want tickets checked, or even to be asked to show their ticket! Even the head of Security is chastising us, while not doing his own job which he has sworn to do.
My own ticket has been bought and paid for, so I am proudly going to show it when asked to do so. I have a right to my seat, and I want the gate crashers to be asked to show their tickets too. The only reason that I can imagine anyone objecting to being asked for their ticket is that they are in favor of gate crashing, and all of the illegal activities that go with it, such as drug smuggling, gang wars, murder, human smuggling for profit, and many more illegal and inhumane acts that we are trying to prevent with our new legislation.
Is that what I am hearing from all of the protesters such as Phoenix Mayor Gordon, US Rep. Grijalva, even President Obama? If you are not in favor of showing tickets, (proof of citizenship, passport, green card, or other legal document) when asked, as I would do proudly, then you must be condoning those illegal activities."
Written by a US Citizen, Globe, Arizona .
This makes perfect sense to me. What do you think?
Since Obama has never shown his ticket I guess he feels obligated to not ask others to show theirs.
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Post by aztecwin on Jun 20, 2010 11:25:11 GMT -8
T H E TEN C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
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Post by Bob Forsythe on Jun 21, 2010 19:20:50 GMT -8
T H E TEN C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. Know what Pooh - you are really incredibly boring. But then I guess, given your religion, you assume that anyone who doesn't agree with you cannot possibly be "saved". Dear God - you really have no clue at all about Christianity. =Bob
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Post by AlwaysAnAztec on Jun 22, 2010 9:22:57 GMT -8
This thread should be moved to one of the political boards.
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Post by aztecwin on Jun 24, 2010 12:56:35 GMT -8
This thread should be moved to one of the political boards. You might be right. I did not realize that people like you and =Bob will even argue with jokes rather than find one that suits their beliefs. Now just what kind of a person will argue with a joke? You might not like to have liberals the butt of jokes, but to argue with it?
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Post by AlwaysAnAztec on Jun 25, 2010 9:15:21 GMT -8
This thread should be moved to one of the political boards. You might be right. I did not realize that people like you and =Bob will even argue with jokes rather than find one that suits their beliefs. Now just what kind of a person will argue with a joke? You might not like to have liberals the butt of jokes, but to argue with it? I didn't argue with any of your 'jokes'. I just asked to have this crap moved to a political board. However, since you and AzWm are joined at the hip....
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Post by aztecwin on Jun 25, 2010 10:39:06 GMT -8
You might be right. I did not realize that people like you and =Bob will even argue with jokes rather than find one that suits their beliefs. Now just what kind of a person will argue with a joke? You might not like to have liberals the butt of jokes, but to argue with it? I didn't argue with any of your 'jokes'. I just asked to have this crap moved to a political board. However, since you and AzWm are joined at the hip.... I don't care where this is, but you can bet if you had started it, I would have enjoyed your take and any humor that was at the expense of Republicans or Conservatives. I would not whine about it. Feel free to join in the fun no matter where William decides to put it. Jeepers, just grow up!
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Post by aztec70 on Jun 25, 2010 12:30:17 GMT -8
You might be right. I did not realize that people like you and =Bob will even argue with jokes rather than find one that suits their beliefs. Now just what kind of a person will argue with a joke? You might not like to have liberals the butt of jokes, but to argue with it? I didn't argue with any of your 'jokes'. I just asked to have this crap moved to a political board. However, since you and AzWm are joined at the hip.... Remember, aztecwin is only here to annoy us.
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Post by aztecwin on Jun 25, 2010 14:58:52 GMT -8
I didn't argue with any of your 'jokes'. I just asked to have this crap moved to a political board. However, since you and AzWm are joined at the hip.... Remember, aztecwin is only here to annoy us. And some us us get kind of interaction and the spirit that internet allows us to enjoy! ;)Some us us don't!
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Post by aztecwin on Jun 26, 2010 6:04:10 GMT -8
Recess at the Asylum Come on, join in! Conservatives can take it and not whine to William.
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Post by aztecwin on Jun 26, 2010 13:12:57 GMT -8
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your Computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama'? 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do 'Nancy Pelosi'!
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Post by aztecwin on Jun 27, 2010 13:29:03 GMT -8
Woman shot in the head
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
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Post by aztec70 on Jun 28, 2010 12:26:05 GMT -8
A conservative found a magic lamp and the genie granted him one wish. The conservative wished he were smarter. The genie granted his wish. The next day when he woke up he was a liberal.
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Post by aztecwin on Jun 28, 2010 15:43:53 GMT -8
A conservative found a magic lamp and the genie granted him one wish. The conservative wished he were smarter. The genie granted his wish. The next day when he woke up he was a liberal. Lame, but you are starting to get the idea! Don't whine, join in!
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Post by aztecwin on Jul 3, 2010 5:07:27 GMT -8
New Vehicle I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Tacoma . Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round. I had to walk back to the dealership... The guy had no sense of humor.
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Post by aztecwin on Jul 10, 2010 14:06:12 GMT -8
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Post by aztecwin on Jul 11, 2010 6:24:52 GMT -8
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Post by aztecwin on Jul 26, 2010 11:41:11 GMT -8
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your undershorts and shoes...
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women, and think every man should own at least four.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
11. Your cousin is President of the United States.
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Post by aztecwin on Jul 28, 2010 19:31:26 GMT -8
I THINK IT IS REMARKABLE THAT WITHIN A WEEK OF TIGER WOODS CRASHING HIS ESCALADE,
THE PRESS FOUND EVERY WOMAN WITH WHOM
TIGER HAS HAD AN AFFAIR IN THE LAST FEW YEARS,
WITH PHOTOS,
TEXT MESSAGES,
RECORDED PHONE CALLS, ETC.
AND,
THEY NOT ONLY KNOW THE CAUSE OF THE FAMILY FIGHT, BUT THEY EVEN KNOW IT WAS A WEDGE FROM HIS GOLF BAG THAT HIS WIFE USED TO BREAK OUT THE WINDOWS IN THE ESCALADE.
NOT ONLY THAT, THEY KNOW WHICH WEDGE!
AND EACH AND EVERY DAY, THEY GIVE AMERICA MORE UPDATES ON HIS SEX-REHAB STAY,
HIS WIFE'S PLANS FOR DIVORCE,
AND THE DATES
AND TOURNAMENTS HE WILL PLAY IN.
OBAMA HAS BEEN IN OFFICE FOR OVER A YEAR NOW, AND THIS SAME PRESS:
STILL CANNOT FIND ANY OF HIS CHILDHOOD FRIENDS
OR NEIGHBORS
OR LOCATE ANY OF OBAMA'S COLLEGE PAPERS
OR GRADES
OR HOW HE PAID FOR A HARVARD EDUCATION
OR WHICH COUNTRY ISSUED HIS VISA TO TRAVEL TO PAKISTAN IN THE 1980'S
OR BARRY SOETORO
OR EVEN MICHELLE OBAMA'S PRINCETON THESIS ON RACISIM.
THEY JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THEM!!!
YET THE PUBLIC STILL TRUSTS THAT SAME PRESS TO GIVE THEM THE WHOLE TRUTH!
TRULY REMARKABLE!!!
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Post by aztecwin on Jul 30, 2010 14:21:44 GMT -8
HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next:
"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
The teacher held her breath ...
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog chit!"
Then I would say,"It is dog chit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
"I used the governmental approach of giving you something chitty for free, and then making you pay to get the chitty taste out of your mouth."
November cannot get here fast enough!!!
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