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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Aug 25, 2010 7:06:48 GMT -8
I have a full blooded sister who is petite. She is five feet tall and weights 98 pounds. She can eat ice cream for breakfast. No matter what, she stays right around the same weight range.
When not dieting, I can approach three times her weight. My body mass for an ancient Germanic Tribal male is about normal.
If my sister was born 5000 years ago she never would have made it through the freezing winters near the Ural Mountains were many of the German Tribal People originated.
Knowing the extremely powerful bodies of most of my ancestors her body has to be a mutation. The men in my extended family all have massive strength. You do not get that from little bodies or little body frames. My male ancestors could swing a fifty pound broadsword with authority.
That is the reason why the German Tribes by the dozens were able to march into Europe and cause the fall of the Roman Empire. They never could have done it if they were little men.
Now, in the modern world we do not need that massive strength. Doctors always tell us that we need to lose weight (translate that to body mass as my muscle to fat ratio is most excellent).
My skinny Jewish doctors (all younger than me) keep on dying of sudden strokes or heart attacks and I just keep on going and going like the Energizer Rabbit.
Drat! I was born in the wrong era.
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Post by monty on Aug 25, 2010 7:59:23 GMT -8
Great post.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2010 14:58:46 GMT -8
hahahhahaa
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Post by rolf tomato on Aug 25, 2010 15:15:43 GMT -8
My skinny Jewish doctors (all younger than me) keep on dying of sudden strokes or heart attacks You need to wear a medical bracelet to warn all Jewish doctors that attending to you could leave them with serious side affects such as, -- sudden bowel movements, uncontrollable bouts of urinary discharge, running leg syndrome, high pitch voice-box reverberations, severe heart anxiety and death!!   |
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Post by Bob Forsythe on Aug 25, 2010 18:18:36 GMT -8
I have a full blooded sister who is petite. She is five feet tall and weights 98 pounds. She can eat ice cream for breakfast. No matter what, she stays right around the same weight range. Hmm, what did the mailman at the time she was born look like ;D. =Bob |
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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Aug 25, 2010 20:32:54 GMT -8
She is 18 months older than me, but is still a very cute girl. When we were growing up, people always used to ask if we were twins, because I was about her height from age five to age eleven
When she reached adolescence at age 12, she sprouted a tremendous pair and instantly stopped growing taller. It was if her body decided that all of her future growth would go into her tits. She still knocks things over all of the time if she turns around quickly.
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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Aug 25, 2010 20:42:57 GMT -8
I have a full blooded sister who is petite. She is five feet tall and weights 98 pounds. She can eat ice cream for breakfast. No matter what, she stays right around the same weight range. Hmm, what did the mailman at the time she was born look like ;D. =Bob We got out mail at a post office box, but the milkman made deliveries every day. He was a 300 pound Black with a Big, Big fat nose. When I was three I used to scare the $#!+ out of him with snakes that I had caught. I used to stick them in the return milk bottles that my mother left on the rear porch doorway out in Palos Heights, Illinois (A suburb of Chicago). He was deathly afraid of snakes. He finally quit his deliveries to our house because of those damned snakes. My mother tried to make me feel bad about my actions. I thought it was funny as hell even at the age of three. A couple of months later we moved to Samoa so the Black guy could go back to a more normal job. He used to tell me that I was the Devils own child. Hell, that was wrong. I was my father's son.  The milkman was always |
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Post by AztecWilliam on Aug 27, 2010 9:54:57 GMT -8
I have a full blooded sister who is petite. She is five feet tall and weights 98 pounds. She can eat ice cream for breakfast. No matter what, she stays right around the same weight range. When not dieting, I can approach three times her weight. My body mass for an ancient Germanic Tribal male is about normal. If my sister was born 5000 years ago she never would have made it through the freezing winters near the Ural Mountains were many of the German Tribal People originated. Knowing the extremely powerful bodies of most of my ancestors her body has to be a mutation. The men in my extended family all have massive strength. You do not get that from little bodies or little body frames. My male ancestors could swing a fifty pound broadsword with authority. That is the reason why the German Tribes by the dozens were able to march into Europe and cause the fall of the Roman Empire. They never could have done it if they were little men. Now, in the modern world we do not need that massive strength. Doctors always tell us that we need to lose weight (translate that to body mass as my muscle to fat ratio is most excellent). My skinny Jewish doctors (all younger than me) keep on dying of sudden strokes or heart attacks and I just keep on going and going like the Energizer Rabbit. Drat! I was born in the wrong era. Oh, I don't know You seem to be doing well in this era. AzWm |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2010 10:34:44 GMT -8
My skinny Jewish doctors (all younger than me) keep on dying of sudden strokes or heart attacks and I just keep on going and going like the Energizer Rabbit. "If you want a good mechanic, you get a colored guy. If you want a good doctor, you get a Hebe." /s/ Archie Bunker |
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Post by monty on Aug 28, 2010 11:43:30 GMT -8
I have a full blooded sister who is petite. She is five feet tall and weights 98 pounds. She can eat ice cream for breakfast. No matter what, she stays right around the same weight range. When not dieting, I can approach three times her weight. My body mass for an ancient Germanic Tribal male is about normal. If my sister was born 5000 years ago she never would have made it through the freezing winters near the Ural Mountains were many of the German Tribal People originated. Knowing the extremely powerful bodies of most of my ancestors her body has to be a mutation. The men in my extended family all have massive strength. You do not get that from little bodies or little body frames. My male ancestors could swing a fifty pound broadsword with authority. That is the reason why the German Tribes by the dozens were able to march into Europe and cause the fall of the Roman Empire. They never could have done it if they were little men. Now, in the modern world we do not need that massive strength. Doctors always tell us that we need to lose weight (translate that to body mass as my muscle to fat ratio is most excellent). My skinny Jewish doctors (all younger than me) keep on dying of sudden strokes or heart attacks and I just keep on going and going like the Energizer Rabbit. Drat! I was born in the wrong era. Oh, I don't know You seem to be doing well in this era. AzWm Joe is the ubermensch |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2010 11:50:09 GMT -8
Where can I pick up your novel?
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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Aug 28, 2010 19:46:10 GMT -8
Where can I pick up your novel? It is an e-book available on Mobipocket.com. E-books can be read on your computer, or hand held device like a PDA or a Kindle. www.mobipocket.com/en/eBooks/Category.asp?Language=EN&categoryId=15&Name=Action+&+AdventureBe advised, the story is one that I made up for my young teenage and preteen children nearly 30 years ago. I wrote the story as I told it to the kids. I would say it is targeted towards very young adults and teenagers. If you are young at heart, read it. If you are an old fart like me you might not like it. It is all subjective with respect to how you see life. |
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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Aug 28, 2010 20:00:37 GMT -8
My skinny Jewish doctors (all younger than me) keep on dying of sudden strokes or heart attacks You need to wear a medical bracelet to warn all Jewish doctors that attending to you could leave them with serious side affects such as, -- sudden bowel movements, uncontrollable bouts of urinary discharge, running leg syndrome, high pitch voice-box reverberations, severe heart anxiety and death!! My HMO seems to hire a lot of foreign Jewish doctors. I guess that is their way of cutting expenses. For the last 35 years, my doctors have been annoying me with mandates that I need to lower my weight, my blood pressure and this and that, or I am going to die. I had one Ukrainian Jew who told me 30 years ago that I was a walking fuggin heart attack. When I asked, "Excuse me, What did you say?" he replied, "You heard me. You are a walking fuggin heart attack." So, I changed doctors. The next one was a South African Jew who did not use the the word "fuggin," but he insisted that my body mass and high blood pressure would result in a heart attack soon. He always ran in half marathons and kept his weight at the very low end of the scale. He was about a year younger than me and fell over dead after running a 16 K a little over a year ago. I kept on telling him about my theory that low body mass and low blood pressure can cause heart attacks and strokes, but he just refused to listen to a fellow who had never been through medical school. All he had to do to stay alive to this day was gain a hundred pounds and raise his blood pressure. But, NOOOOOOOOOO, he had to listen to the AMA. They are always wrong. |
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Post by monty on Aug 28, 2010 22:02:54 GMT -8
Again, there are a lot of Jewish doctors, lawyers, bankers, people in and in charge of entrainment because that is where intelligent and driven people go and because it is a matriarchal society. Anti-semetism is jealousy. If plain old wops, limeys, krauts, Micks etc (and notice there are no Scandinavian slurs I know off - because they have kept to themselves the last 200 years, haven't bitched about $#!+, taken care of themselves and when things went down, mostly rode down on skis and f'd with the bad guys) got of their ass they'd catch the crazy jew doctors and their ilk.
Perhaps there is something to be learned by the jewish capatilists and the scandanavian socialists - likely, not.
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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Aug 29, 2010 16:20:12 GMT -8
Again, there are a lot of Jewish doctors, lawyers, bankers, people in and in charge of entrainment because that is where intelligent and driven people go and because it is a matriarchal society. Anti-semetism is jealousy. If plain old wops, limeys, krauts, Micks etc (and notice there are no Scandinavian slurs I know off - because they have kept to themselves the last 200 years, haven't bitched about $#!+, taken care of themselves and when things went down, mostly rode down on skis and f'd with the bad guys) got of their ass they'd catch the crazy jew doctors and their ilk. Perhaps there is something to be learned by the jewish capatilists and the scandanavian socialists - likely, not. Well, the Norwegians think that just calling a Swede a "Swede" is bad enough. There is some bad blood between them. I think it has to go back several centuries and concerns a song about Ten Thousands Swedes being chased by one Norwegian. |
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Post by Bob Forsythe on Aug 29, 2010 18:00:42 GMT -8
Sorry Joe, but I have to wonder way anyone would write this about his sister:
When she reached adolescence at age 12, she sprouted a tremendous pair and instantly stopped growing taller. It was if her body decided that all of her future growth would go into her tits. She still knocks things over all of the time if she turns around quickly.
I find it incredibly obscene that you would refer to you sister in such pejorative terms. But then again, you have always been totally sexist, not to mention racist and anti-Semitic I suppose it shouldn't surprise me.
Bigots are what they are and I have not doubt at all that you are a bigot.
=Bob
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Post by The Great Aztec Joe on Aug 29, 2010 19:10:52 GMT -8
Sorry Joe, but I have to wonder way anyone would write this about his sister: When she reached adolescence at age 12, she sprouted a tremendous pair and instantly stopped growing taller. It was if her body decided that all of her future growth would go into her tits. She still knocks things over all of the time if she turns around quickly. I find it incredibly obscene that you would refer to you sister in such pejorative terms. But then again, you have always been totally sexist, not to mention racist and anti-Semitic I suppose it shouldn't surprise me. Bigots are what they are and I have not doubt at all that you are a bigot. =Bob Boob, you are continuing to act crazy. I have asked you over and over again to get psychiatric help. There are no pejorative terms in my post. You are so fuggin stupid that you do not understand that for a lot of girls, they stop growing taller when they boob out. I have seen that happen ten thousand times and there is nothing sexist about it. God is not a sexist. That is just part of his formula. I would guess that about 30 percent of girls stop growing taller about the time they have fully boobed out. It is just a fact of life. Next you are going to try to pretend that boobs is a pejorative term. If you were to ask a young lady if her uncomfortable bra hurt her (1. Boobs, 2. Tits, 3. Tats, or 4. Mammary Glands) she would probably say boobs. It all depends upon convention. A lot of 13 years olds are now talking about their "racks." Whatever the common convention is. In your case, you never have the slighest idea and are still probably using the term "bosom" because you do not know any better. |
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Post by joshjones1 on Aug 30, 2010 16:20:10 GMT -8
LMFAO.
Agreed...it wasnt sexist.
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Post by Bob Forsythe on Aug 30, 2010 20:08:20 GMT -8
Sorry Joe, but I have to wonder way anyone would write this about his sister: When she reached adolescence at age 12, she sprouted a tremendous pair and instantly stopped growing taller. It was if her body decided that all of her future growth would go into her tits. She still knocks things over all of the time if she turns around quickly. I find it incredibly obscene that you would refer to you sister in such pejorative terms. But then again, you have always been totally sexist, not to mention racist and anti-Semitic I suppose it shouldn't surprise me. Bigots are what they are and I have not doubt at all that you are a bigot. =Bob Boob, you are continuing to act crazy. I have asked you over and over again to get psychiatric help. There are no pejorative terms in my post. You are so fuggin stupid that you do not understand that for a lot of girls, they stop growing taller when they boob out. I have seen that happen ten thousand times and there is nothing sexist about it. God is not a sexist. That is just part of his formula. I would guess that about 30 percent of girls stop growing taller about the time they have fully boobed out. It is just a fact of life. Next you are going to try to pretend that boobs is a pejorative term. If you were to ask a young lady if her uncomfortable bra hurt her (1. Boobs, 2. Tits, 3. Tats, or 4. Mammary Glands) she would probably say boobs. It all depends upon convention. A lot of 13 years olds are now talking about their "racks." Whatever the common convention is. In your case, you never have the slighest idea and are still probably using the term "bosom" because you do not know any better. Sorry, just never met anyone who would refer to his sister in those terms. You an use all the anatomical references you want, but the simple fact is, you referred to your sister as if she was a sex object. =Bob |
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Post by Bob Forsythe on Aug 30, 2010 20:08:51 GMT -8
LMFAO. Agreed...it wasnt sexist. Got any sisters, Josh? |
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