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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2015 8:16:24 GMT -8
Can we stop all this trivial talk about stadiums, recruiting, and absurd conference realignment scenarios and get down to what really matters?
Making comparisons between Game of Thrones characters and Aztec Athletics.
I'll start.
Chuck Long is Mace Tyrell.
He was born into the right family (Oklahoma) at the right time (National Championship) but when he was actually given any real authority he was exposed as a bumbling stumbling fool who was way out of his league.
Also both have very attractive daughters.
Who's next?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2015 8:27:12 GMT -8
This thread is already 10 minutes old how is it not 20 pages long with discussion yet?
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Post by thepapacy on Jun 2, 2015 8:43:56 GMT -8
Fish is Jon Snow. Michigan is Winterfell, SDSU is Castle Black.
I guess that could also make Coach Dutch Ghost.
BYU is the white walkers, Jimmer is the Night's King.
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Post by thepapacy on Jun 2, 2015 8:46:25 GMT -8
Steve Alford is Ramsay Bolton, Noodles is Theon Greyjoy.
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Post by therealoracle on Jun 2, 2015 8:46:54 GMT -8
Winston Shepard is Jamie Lanister, because they are both male.
The Real Oracle Out
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Post by mySTRAS on Jun 2, 2015 8:48:38 GMT -8
Let's just cut to the chase...
When does Daenerys get naked again?
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Post by mySTRAS on Jun 2, 2015 8:49:32 GMT -8
Steve Alford is Ramsay Bolton, Noodles is Theon Greyjoy. Correction... Noodles is 'Reek'. |
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Post by rockshow on Jun 2, 2015 9:09:58 GMT -8
Maester Aemon is Don Coryell. Old and wise and still underappreciated from a national perspective.
Kawhi Leonard is Jon Snow. Quiet Leader, does the right thing the right way. Father tragically passed away.
Aqeel Quinn is Oberyn Martell. Smooth talker, confident, has the game to back it up.
Steve Fisher at SDSU is Dany Targaryen. Build an empire from scratch, still hasn't reached the ultimate goal.
King Tommen is Dave Rice. He has no clue what he's doing.
King Joffrey is Craig Thompson. I dunno.
Jim Sterk is Petyr Baelish (littlefinger)- He's the one pulling all the strings and rising to prominence. Let's hope he has the best interest of the Aztec Realm.
Arya is Jeremy Hemsley. Young and wants to make an impact.
Justin Hutson is Jorah Mormount. He spent some time helping the enemy but now he is loyal to Dany (Steve Fisher)
Theon Greyjoy is USD basketball.
Rocky Long is Stannis Baratheon. Good leader and commander, but hasn't risen to power like people want and has lost some key battles.
The Night's King is Sean Miller. Seems unbeatable but at some point they have to be beaten.
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Post by LJ_Aztec on Jun 2, 2015 9:30:52 GMT -8
Stannis as Rocky Long. Respected for his honorable and old school way of doing things, but sometimes stubbornly struggles to maintain standing and relevancy in the changing times. New ways of thinking sometimes awkwardly implemented or at odds with normal comfort zones, but when executed in unison can be very formidable (multi-faceted offense to go along with normally strong and steady defense/using the power of the lord of light religion to go along with Davos' savvy and expertise rather than playing the two against each other). Often forced to compete in remote frozen wastelands (beyond the wall/campaign to Winterfell/Laramie). Can score some nice victories (@boise State/out maneuvering the wildling army) and some WTF "same ol Rocky/Stannis" defeats when opportunity for taking the next step to power is there (blackwater getting fleet burnt up right out of the box/@unc final pick).
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Post by mySTRAS on Jun 2, 2015 9:35:27 GMT -8
Maester Aemon is Don Coryell. Old and wise and still underappreciated from a national perspective. Kawhi Leonard is Jon Snow. Quiet Leader, does the right thing the right way. Father tragically passed away.
Aqeel Quinn is Oberyn Martell. Smooth talker, confident, has the game to back it up. Steve Fisher at SDSU is Dany Targaryen. Build an empire from scratch, still hasn't reached the ultimate goal. King Tommen is Dave Rice. He has no clue what he's doing.King Joffrey is Craig Thompson. I dunno. Jim Sterk is Petyr Baelish (littlefinger)- He's the one pulling all the strings and rising to prominence. Let's hope he has the best interest of the Aztec Realm.
Arya is Jeremy Hemsley. Young and wants to make an impact. Justin Hutson is Jorah Mormount. He spent some time helping the enemy but now he is loyal to Dany (Steve Fisher)
Theon Greyjoy is USD basketball. Rocky Long is Stannis Baratheon. Good leader and commander, but hasn't risen to power like people want and has lost some key battles.
The Night's King is Sean Miller. Seems unbeatable but at some point they have to be beaten. Pretty damn good! Dutch is Tyrion. Vital player in the Lannister family that doesn't get proper respect. |
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Post by thepapacy on Jun 2, 2015 9:35:41 GMT -8
Larry Eustachy is Robert Arryn.
Brady Hoke is Melisandre.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2015 9:36:28 GMT -8
Well so far this thread is everything I could have dreamed for and more.
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Post by biotec on Jun 2, 2015 9:44:59 GMT -8
Well so far this thread is everything I could have dreamed for and more. Where are the boobs? |
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Post by mySTRAS on Jun 2, 2015 9:48:45 GMT -8
Well so far this thread is everything I could have dreamed for and more. I'm still waiting on the Samwell Tarly and Hodor comparisons to drop. |
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Post by thepapacy on Jun 2, 2015 9:49:49 GMT -8
Well so far this thread is everything I could have dreamed for and more. I'm still waiting on the Samwell Tarly and Hodor comparisons to drop. Personally I'm waiting for the distasteful Tony Gwynn comparisons |
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Post by mySTRAS on Jun 2, 2015 9:53:20 GMT -8
Well so far this thread is everything I could have dreamed for and more. Where are the boobs?  |
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Post by azson on Jun 2, 2015 9:55:44 GMT -8
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Post by aztec92 on Jun 2, 2015 9:56:13 GMT -8
Spoiler alert to those who only watch the show (Not that they are ever going to put this in the show)
The Aztec basketball program is Catelyn Stark. Dull, can't help but screw up and eventually dies. Only to rise from the dead, more badass then ever.
The Aztec Athletics department is Sansa Stark. Was headed to the Big Time only to have hopes dashed. Now is powerless to do anything about her hopeless situation.
Brady Hoke is Eddard Stark. Champion for doing things the right way. End's up making a REALLY bad choice and pays for it with his (football) life.
Fisher is Barristan Selmy. Complete bad ass, even if he's a bit long in the tooth. And no, he isn't Dead. I don't care what the show says.
Dutcher is Howland Reed. Honorable, Loyal, and a complete f**king mystery.
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Post by mySTRAS on Jun 2, 2015 9:57:53 GMT -8
So you're saying there's a chance for Season 5?  |
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Post by azson on Jun 2, 2015 10:02:38 GMT -8
Drogon = the SDSU basketball program, i.e. you're about to see some $#!+ pop off next season that takes it to another level...
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