A lot of seniors will die because some pinheads in DC will determine if the quality of life will justify the cost of the health care. Euthanasia here we come.
Let's try it.
Hmm. The link on line to "www.mygovernmenthealthcareproviderpersonpayeroffreemedical.gov.org.bho.com".
Okay, it's loading now. Wait a second.
Waiting. It's 25 percent loaded. Wait for it.
Okay.
Here it comes.
Almost.
Oh, look at the big smilely face of Bar. Huss. Osama, the prezident! The title says, "Forward". Okay so wait for it to load. Done. There now click on the the "x" and see if his ugly face can be minimized.
There. I'm on the site. Now let's see the first pull down tab says, "Home" the next, "FAQs", then "Forms", then, "Publications" then, let's look a bit farther...
There. The tab says, "Current medical conditions". Click on it. Wait, it's loading. Wait, oh no here comes that ugly face picture pop-up. Click the "x". Minimized. Still loading. Okay. Done.
New tabs. First one says, "Home". No. Next, "FAQs" No. Let's skip down a bit. It seems we have the same tabs from the previous menu. Oh there it is, "Urgent and Current Medical Conditions". Click on it.
Okay. It's loading, and, here comes osama's face again, click on the "x" before it loads, Okay. The next menu is almost loaded. Done.
Next set of tabs, the first one says, of course, "Home". Let's look down further, again. Oh, yeah here is the one, "Urgent and Immediate Medical Conditions." Click on it.
Wait.
Wait.
What no more osama picture? Good. He must be out on a smoking break.
Okay here it comes. Loaded, done.
Let's see the new tabs. Yep, go past the "Home" tab down to, yep that one. It says, "Urgent and Immediate, Current Medical Conditions Described". Click on it.
Okay. It's loading. Done.
Fill in your name, address, phone, date of birth, mothers' maiden names (how can I have more than one?), height, age (they can subtract?), political affiliate, race, gender, sex preference, smoker (but it states, "optional"?), previous addresses covering the past 20 years, and then medical history.
Okay. This will take about an hour to fill out. I'll fill it out later and click the "I agree under penalty of perjury, and be subjected to fines, imprisonment, torture (as if filling out this governmental website isn't torture...) etc."
Click.
And, cool, the whole page is laid out in green. Let's see, the new menu tabs lists body areas. Okay, find the central core...um, yep there it is, "Heart, Arteries, and Blood Flows". Click on it.
Wow. Now the screen is laid out in red script and colorings.
Next, let see the tab titles. The first tab, huh, who would have guessed it, "Home". Looking down further, the 15th tab has the word, "Failure" on it. Hmm. What's that? Try it. Click on it.
It's loading. Wait for it.
There, it is flashing red and yellow words. The fouth tab says, "current failure". Click on it. There it is. Wait for it. Here it comes.
Waiting.
Almost loaded.
There. Look down, find the tab, "Urgent and current failure". Click on it. Okay, it's loading. Waiting. And, done.
Hmm. Strange. The whole page has gone to white with black, size 4 fonts and it is hard to read. View button, increase and wha-law! Question number one. "Are you currently suffering, experiencing, sensing, or believing that you are suffering any type of heart, arterial, or blood flow failures? Click on yes or no."
Clicked yes. And here comes a new screen.
"Please check one of the following. 1. heart, 2. arterial, 3. blood flow."
Clicked one.
New screen.
"Please click on the section of the heart that you are urgently and immediately, currently experiencing, sensing, believing that is medically failing."
Let me think. Um. Geez. Well, I'll have to guess. I'll click on number five, "lower aorta".
There. New screen loading. Uh-oh. "Due to new governmental regulations this page has be re-assigned for medical maintainance--please click on the Home tab to proceed."
?
Quick hit he back browser button to the previous menu screen and select a different part of the heart. No. It just kicked me out entirely.
Well, now what?
I guess the next time you start having a heat attack you'd better just not go onto the government osamacare website for your free healthcare...
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